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Description

Selected Funny Jokes is a very simple app where you can find aselection of the funniest jokes ever. Here is a sample of jokes youwill find:- A mother tells her little boy, "Johnny, you mustn't eattoo many lollies or I'll hide the lolly jar." Johnny asks, "Why?"His mother says, "Because something bad will happen. Your tummywill blow up big like a balloon and then pop." The next day atchurch, the boy is sitting next to a pregnant woman. He points toher belly smiling and says, "I know what you've been doing."- Wife:"How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "Whatdoes that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful,elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, butwhat about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding."- A child asked hisfather, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Evemade babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, andso on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the samequestion and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved tobecome like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said,"You lied to me." His father replied, "No, your mom was talkingabout her side of the family."-I asked a Chinese girl for hernumber. She said, "Sex. Sex. Sex. Free sex tonight." I said, "Wow."Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

App Information Selected Funny Jokes

  • App Name
    Selected Funny Jokes
  • Package Name
    br.com.geochenaps.funny.jokes
  • Updated
    April 30, 2017
  • File Size
    1,007k
  • Requires Android
    Android 1.6 and up
  • Version
    3
  • Developer
    Geochenapps
  • Installs
    1,000+
  • Price
    Free
  • Category
    Comics
  • Developer
  • Google Play Link

Selected Funny Jokes Version History

Select Selected Funny Jokes Version :
  • 3 (3) - Latest Version
  • 2 (2)
  • Selected Funny Jokes 3 APK File

    Publish Date: 2017 /9/12
    Requires Android: Android 1.6+ (Donut, API: 4)
    File Size: 1.0 MB
    Tested on: Android 3.0 (Honeycomb, API: 11)
    File Sha1: c0e2d23e58d7974f0d4c2834098fdbc7a8b2dfbf
    APK Signature: 02d90b97b9077ee9430d9f8ab6671943283a28c5
  • Selected Funny Jokes 2 APK File

    Publish Date: 2017 /3/20
    Requires Android: Android 1.6+ (Donut, API: 4)
    File Size: 1.0 MB
    Tested on: Android 3.0 (Honeycomb, API: 11)
    File Sha1: 19bcd4e8d58aa7892dc455ffaab49226fef2dc94
    APK Signature: 02d90b97b9077ee9430d9f8ab6671943283a28c5

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